Fap Industries

I've been working for FAP industries since I was a teenager but I've never drawn a single paycheck. Maybe I should give them a ring and get my dues?

You know the scenario, you are at a party, doing the social thing when all of a sudden someone comes over to you to say 'Hai', does some social pleasantries and then introduces you to their 'friend' - OMG!

In space, no one can hear you scream. And by the looks of this epic destroyer of worlds nowhere in the known universe is gonna be safe from him. you can run, but he will find you. Fear him!

In a world of deception, you can trust no one. Especially not online where all is never what it seems. That cute girl you've been chatting to online? She's not so cute, just be grateful it's not a fat freak of a man.

He's been around on the interwebs for what seems like forever, reminding us of those annoying things that certain friends are capable of, but alas, this could be the last time you see him as this latest situation shows.

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

This little kitten will protect you from evil..

I'm sure even Jesus would have thought this was funny..

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.

When it comes to the threat of competition and dominance from another species us humans are none to keen on the wannabe pretenders to the throne. But when it comes to hamburgers...well!

There's an emergency in the building and you have to exit fast, only problem is that to get yourself free means smashing something to bits and the little guy doesn't look too happy about it!?