Faith In Kangaroos

They might look like tiny-armed, fighty Australian types, but it turns out that Kangaroos are actually pretty awesome hipster slayers. Genius.

They hide at the top of your stairs and come out at night....Mostly! If you are a feline owner then you will know that if you get more than 3 cats together then the spookiness begins. fear them.

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

It's a devastating travesty that we all suffer with every single evening. Won't someone do something?! It's so, so sad....*WAIT! Who uses a desktop computer anymore anyway?

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

Sometimes your brain gets very conflicting information from 'other' parts of it's body and the result is that you are not entirely sure what you are looking at. Even a 2nd glance is confusing when it comes to girls.

If the Wold Wildlife Fund adopet this as their official logo I might think about donating. As it is they're just the guys that forced Vince McMahon to use an acronym that sounds like an STD. Douchebags.

It's the war of the wizards and time to sharpen those wands & staffs! It's anyones guess who will win but never forget, plus, after Gandalf leaves the world of the Hobbits and elves, he becomes Mag-feckin-neto!

Cats might look like they're smart and as though they think they're better than you, but occasionally, everyone has to get their derp on. Evern cats.

When it comes to being a total and utter a-hole, this guy is so far ahead of the pack it's not even worth trying. He's really balancing the all old people are so cute and adorable thing to show they're just as much as a douche as the rest of us.