Epic Girlfriend

So you think that because your lady is willing to try anything you suggest, that makes her special? Well my friend i'm sorry to inform you that a REAL beauty has a mind of her own, like this one!

Well I bet this kid didn't expect this. You think the stripper may've reconsidered performing once she realised she was in a classroom. But no, she valiantly stripped on. Go girl.

Kids today, they have it all, but are still not satisfied! Even 2pac would be jealous of that gangsta Cookie Monster hat! (note: iphones, the phone for gangstas)

NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

Our grandfathers watched their buddies die face down in the mud so that future generations of men could dye and spike their hair, wear pink wigs, and prance about like a limp fairy.

When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.

All the destinations you could ever want to go to and exactly how to get there, job done. Now all i have to do is go pack!

Where the heck are the damn rocket cars?? You people in the future suck compared to what they told me it would be like!

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.