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Emma Watson Has A Cute Pussy
She's recently been on the interwebs looking nervous about signing a fan's picture of her getting out of a car exposing her pussy. Well now we finally get to see what alll the fuss is about - Awwww!
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This is a phrase that women use all the time but frankly I agree with Ashton. Until you've had to pee with morning wood, you don't know the meaning of the word.
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Because nothing helps to get rid of a headache like a meat truncheon enthusiastically jabbing bruises into your thighs and back.
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NO, she's not a test pilot in a broom factory, but someone who can still wield a broom into the air without using her hands. Fear her!
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This is a sure fire way to keep hooligans off your property! Unless of course they are a little kinky and looking for a good time.
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For the morons who don't know how to wear a hat..
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The longer you stare at him, the happier he looks. There's no way I could be as happy as this little guy without taking an obscene and frankly dangerous quantity of illegal narcotics.
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You probably remember them from the 1990s cartoon where they'd fight Shredder, hang with April & Casey and generally keep the world from falling into the clutches of evil. But they never looked like these bad mofos.
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Sometimes when you're all alone in the sub-Arctic and you know, you've stupidly thrown away your shirt, then it's time to put on some seal skin. Seal skin is so on trend right now.
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Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?
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We all have friends of the opposite sex, right? You know the kind, the one you pour your soul out to when you are drunk and keep an eye on when she is drunk...and the 'other' things that friends with benefits share.
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