Drunk Russian Impales Himself

AND he's still alive as they cut the fence to pieces! WTF

I don't know a lot about pirouettes, but I can tell that busting out 40 of them in a row is an impressive feat. The kicker is that this kid is only 8 years old. Apparently the previous world record was 36.

The powerful life-giving force of man milk! When a situation is this dire medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures.

Did the earth move for you? It sure as hell did for the folks on that pretty poorly thought out stage. I mean if you know there's going to be something like a CAR coming to a stop, surely you'd make sure the floor is stuck down?

Whatever it is you're expecting to see chasing this screaming girly-man, it's not what is actually chasing him. I promise. Oh, and before you ask; No, you can never get these 18 seconds back. Suck it up.

You might think of Badminton as Tennis' effeminate sibling, where the ball has been made infinitely more fabulous with the addition of a few feathers, but it's actually pretty damn good to watch. Check this out. Proof!

A dance music video, starring the one and only Christopher Walken as he shuffles his way from movies to movie proving, not that he needed to, that he's one of the finest human beings on this earth.

If you thought you'd never get to see digitised versions of the LOTR fellowship shaking their funky stuff to the sounds of the Backstreet Boys then I have wonderful news. Click this video and you can die fulfilled.

Create some truly unique characters with their own distinct, and crazy, personalities. COOL!

Well worth doing if you have the following: A swimming pool, a cat who likes drinking out of a swimming pool, a friend with a video cam, a nice day and big lungs. This can only be done once, cats are smart.

Ok, so you have a very special talent and we all know chicks are impressed by a man's skillz - But SERIOUSLY! - If you could produce a fart that sounded like a chainsaw would you be considered a catch - FAIL!!!