Drinking Reasoning by Day of the Week

If you're a fan of getting drunk, the good thing about it is there's always a reason to do it, no matter what day it is or what you've got to do the next day, they'll always be an excuse to get absolutely wasted.

Oh god. If this isn't the ultimate nightmare fuel I don't know what is. I really hope this is just a zombie costume with some funny words on it. Think happy thoughts...

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

I don't think poor Lance would approve of these two books being side-by-side, but it does give us all a good laugh!

Eveybody knows he was a very naughty man, but what you might not know is that Adolf had a warm sentimental side to him. Well, until it came time to nom some cyanide...

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

So, the trailer for Mel's latest movie was out this week and we've already seen a mash-up with his hate-filled rants. And now, we get this. So now we have a recovering alcoholic Mel viciously screaming at a Bieber-beaver puppet.

I don't know which is more disturbing, the fact that someone would try to mail him or the fact that it happens so frequently the post office has a stamp for it.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!

Most people think tigers are a fearsome predator, and they are, but they have feelings too. Feelings for trees, but the path of true love never runs smoothly and this poor tiger knows that.

Yes, fire is the best idea when you need to focus a camera..LOL!