Don't Fight It, F.E.A.R. It!

Could you play a video game while spiders and snakes crawled all over your hands and the joypad?

If you've never played Sniper Elite V2 and shooting gentleman junk is a preferred past-time, you should probably buy yourself a copy. Not only is there a sweet x-ray kill cam, but you score big for testicular destruction.

Don't you hate when people talk loudly on their phones in public? Greg Benson from Mediocre Films does, so he decided to have some fun with it and "crash" people's calls. That'll learn them.

Could a pair of jeans beat you in an arm wrestle? Probably. Could a ginger kid on a scooter get more chicks than you? Definitely! The jeans show they could definitely have your dad in a fight. And remember, chicks dig heros!

If you're a fan of Bruce Willis spanking bad guys at the Nakatomi plaza or at Washington Dulles International Airport, chances are you'll enjoy this. John McClane as a claymation ass whooper, master stroke.

A ginger man casually pours milk over a young lady's ample cleavage. Normally, that wouldn't be art, but give it a cool soundtrack and get some interesting cinematography going and upload it to vimeo: BAM! Art.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

Dude, sorry about the tree, but I can totally fix that roof for you. Let me give you an estimate.

As police chases go, this one’s a doozie. It’s not just running, but cartwheels, backflips, epic jumps, and street performances. If only police chases were like this in real-life, it’d be much more entertaining than flashing lights.

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

Never want another flat tire again? You should probably look into getting yourself some of these badboys. Differing from regular tires in that they don't rely on air pressure, these could just be the tires of tomorrow. Welcome to the future!