Derpy Eagle

If you're going to kick off an ice hockey game, word to the wise; don't bring a bird. Sure, they're a very patriotic animal and all, but that doesn't mean they'll be at home slipping and sliding on ice...

You have to admit canines are pretty adaptive - This dog has taken one of it's special moves in the wild and applied it to when he knows his owners want to give him a bath. Shame it isn't going to work though.

This kid is having trouble with bullies at school so he hits the gym to learn how to fight and the speed bag knocks him out.

Yes, it was the day that nothing was happening anywhere in the world, so the news people had nothing to do but stand around and try to look like they weren’t just a waste of salary.

Brace yourself for the heady combination of a pop earworm and an orchestra made of old PC parts and other assorted technological gadgetry. Yes, this is how Gotye's hit would have sounded if he was a robot.

With the world in ruin: What to do? Well, just look to Japan, they may’ve been devastated by a tsunami and near nuclear meltdown, but that won’t stop them producing retina-popping music videos. All hail them.

Fans ruined a little girl's beautiful moment at a Mighty Ducks game when they started brawling over a hockey stick. In their defense, no one expects hockey fans to last five minutes without seeing a fight.

These people are the real bad guys of the world: Serco Group. Such are their nefarious activities that they even have a handle on time, controlling the very fabric that moves the universe onwards.

One for the bucket list; Drink a milkshake on a motorbike going at 100 miles per hour. It's a great way to cool down - the combination of frozen dairy and wind chill may cause your nipples to fall clean off.

Just skiing down a mountainside is not good enough for Mr Daredevil here, it's just too easy, there's no obstacles to death-defy, so this man takes to the streets and skis in a neighbourhood. Respect. Epic.

You might think it's Sub-Zero's spine ripping one, Jax's arm removal or Reptile's head devouring. You'd be wrong. There is one move that is far, far more brutal than all of these. Check it out.