Dark Knight Rises: Total Spoilage

If you haven't seen the Dark Knight Rises and don't want it totally spoiled for you, then look away now. This is an animated synopsis of everything that happens, without any of the filler or the silly affected voices.

Pity this poor dog owner, he comes home to find that his dog has pooped and instead of cleaning it up his roomba has spread it all across his living room, stinking the place up and leaving him with a nasty mess.

I know what you all are thinking, is that a typo or am i actually about to endure three and a half minutes of a cute chick stuffing her other oral cavity - Now there's the rub! Either way i think you will all be pleasantly surprised!

A thousand-frame-per-second camera captures amazing footage of people spraying snot everywhere. Imagine what will happen when the porn industry finds out about this.

How do you discover you have this talent? - GROSS

Sometimes it’s hard to fit in anywhere if you are a bit different – An outcast sheep scares the rest of the flock with a frightening face mask. Poor little lamb is really the black sheep of the family, and really needs a cuter look to be accepted.

You blew it. She's definitely going to have a headache tonight.

Time to experience AWESOME! A totally kick ass animated music video that follows a day in the life of Craig, the lord of death. The Butter God gives him the list of who's been naughty and who's been nice and he wreaks his wrath!

This is kinda gross but also fascinating. It's impressive watching a lung inflate, but I wouldn't want balloons like this at my birthday party, personally. Well, maybe if they were filled with helium...

John has lost 160lbs in 19 months, in that time, that’s the equivalent of 1.25 of me! I just can’t get my head round how that must have felt having to carry around all of that mass.

Ron Artest's advice to the bull: 'They'll forget all about this once you get traded to the Lakers and win a championship.'