Dante Hall - Sickest Juke Ever

I've got a confession. I don't watch American football and I have no idea what a 'juke' is. Regardless, i can appreciate that this dude is pretty damn good at 'juking'. He's probably the best 'juker' that ever 'juked'.

Don't mess with this guy's cousin or he be coming down to f#ck yo sh#t up. And tear the whole shop a newbie while he's in the process. Let's just all calm down and have a chat, yeah?

Remember when being a DJ was just about playing other people's music? Now it's about having fingers that are faster than the human eye. This is kinda cool, definitely impressive and I bet he was great at Track & Field on the NES.

It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!

This baby's going to grow up to have a great vocabulary. It'll especially be useful when he goes to the local fishmongers and asks for some fresh 'fish'. Then he's going to get a bit of a surprise when they respond to his requests.

Wow! This kid is going to be the worst person in the entire world when she grows up. If she is like this at 3 years old just think.

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

It's not just human beings who can get spooked by the intricacies of dreams within dreams balancing atop the fragile, swaying matchstick house of human whimsy. No, those poor animals get freaked to. WTF?

Two speeches, from two very different men, both duelling with each other but one flies as high as King Kong atop the moon, the other flops like Hugh Hefner’s love life without Viagra.

Rud Vanistleroy gets mocked by an opposing player for missing a penalty, and then celebrates a subsequent goal in kind. Unfortunately for him the Ref doesn't see the awesome side and gives him a yellow card.

Now here's a match that you would never consider to be made in heaven, more like planet 'WTF!?' They're probably not the most likely of friends, considering cats really hate water, but then love IS blind!