Dancing Machines Compilation Video

You can find dancing machines of all makes and models in this compilation. I'm going to level with you, though, many of them are old and in need of repair.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

What the hell is grandmother doing there? Chilling out in her shades looking all badass while her two grandchildren who've stepped straight off the set of Napoleon Dynamite!?

This is pretty much every guy's standard reaction after he's had an argument with his girlfriend—and after they've left the room so they can't hear you, you just need to make sure they don't catch you.

They say one of the most difficult stunts to pull off while hang gliding is the 360 loop. Sadly, this guy can't do it. But don't let that put you off watching FAIL at work!

Now this is one news report i reckon the reporter will NOT be putting on his showreel. Please insert your own horribly inappropriate wet beaver joke here - I thank God every day for live TV - LMAO!

A soccer player takes a shot off camera and nails this chick in the side of the head with the ball.

You can have so much fun with a rubber snake, scaring women and children and it's also a great way to trick fat people to getting some exercise—and starting fights with stranger's dads.

She won't touch Harry Ball or is it Harry's balls - Which one is it !?!

Ice hockey is a tough game at its tamest, but what about if you add a touch of the unexpected...OMFG!

Shortly after this, the adults thought it'd be funny have the kid snort a line of sugar off his grandma's chest. Later he passed out and woke up with a tiger in his playroom.