Crufts Hopeful

Crufts might look like a load of old rubbish but it's a very competitive arena where dropping a steaming coiler just a few centimeters from the desired location can result in instant disqualification and humiliation.

This is part of NYC's ongoing effort to annoy more people more of the time. Now, instead of traveling to a city office to have your day ruined, you can wake up to the sounds of your car being destroyed.

This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.

Apple Mac's are so easy to use that even your grandparents can use them. not only that but they can video themselves and upload the results to YouTube. It's only a matter of time before rule 34 kicks in...

Maybe these people are just desperate to be on one of those TV talent shows, or maybe they've just consumed too much of the free bar—either way they're doing pretty weird things.

Even soccer stars like Fabregas cross over to the dark side !

A prolonged webcam girl career is definitely not good for health!

What if a black widow was a friendly, nice spider, that helped you along your journey on earth? Well then, I guess Black Widow would be a happy bluegrass song. The Gregory Brothers find out.

Terrell Owens was matched up with Joanna Krupa who gets pissed off during The Superstars and not only swears a dozen times in under a minute she blames the loss on T.O.

Have you guessed yet? That's right, it sounds a bit like ball-sack. Probably because that's what it is. It's a sack that you put a balloon in and it turns it into a ball. A ball for kids too poor to afford a ball.

It feels like some kind of artsy metaphor for life. Like it's part of some art college dropout's dissertation on the futility of existence as expressed through the medium of toys & sports equipment. Cool though.