Crazy Asian Bin Laden Reenactment

Next Action Media, the Hong Kong based media company that spices up the news by creating animated reconstructions have decided to break the news of Osama Bin Laden's death with a CGI reenactment of his grisly demise.

The giddy excitement, the expectations the smell of fresh video game as you peel away the cellophane, the sudden realisation you don't have a girlfriend & the last time you went to the pub was before the smoking ban came in. Still.

A fat doofus wearing dungerees and carrying gun. This is what we call a Redneck. Behold it's stupidity!

AKA: "Shit Batman Would Never Say". There are a lot of things that Batman would probably not say. Here's a few of them as the might be said in Chrisitian Bale's ridiculously low pitched, gritty voice.

It's stuff like this that make you grateful it's someone else that this is happening to. I'm surprised this kid walks away from this one. In the replay it looks like the back of his head actually hits his butt during the landing.

It's a classic case of '4 wheels good, 2 wheels BAD!' - A MotoGP racers motorcycle stalls at the green light and two guys slam into him at high speeds.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

Erin Langworthy, an Australian tourist, survived a massive drop into the crocodile-infested Zambezi river. It was a 364 foot drop. Next year she should try something really dangerous, like visiting Detroit.

During the UCI Track Cycling World Championship, Julie Leth wipes out and takes four other cyclists with her, snapping American Shelley Evan's bike in half as she flips over her handlebars. FAIL Awesomeness!

Some people will go to any lengths to get to their beer of choice.. this guy chooses reincarnation. - LOL

Looks like someone missed their plane & decided to travel in their car instead? The flight is no-frills, but at least she doesn't charge fifty bucks to bring your suitcase.