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Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun
It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.
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MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.
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No matter how much your job sucks there's always someone out there who's got it worse than you. Take this guy for instance. He has to massage bikini models all day AND they expect him to come in and work weekends too! Poor guy.
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Want an automatic ketchup delivery system? Tough titties. That dream is still a little ways off yet. Sure, there are people working on it, but they're not exactly humanity's best and brightest...
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Hanging out in zero gravity with cats & blowing their tiny feline minds is always fun. Scientific experiments on cats have never been so much fun. Well, except for the cosmetic testing. Nothing's funnier than cats wearing lipstick.
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A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!
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Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.
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If these dudes had this level of skill at anything remotely useful they’d be rich & famous. Bedding babes, partying with celebs, develop a raging crack/skag/meth habit, end up in jail, die aged 28.
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OK, so it might not flush once it's finished, but you've still got to be impressed with this kitty who instead of shitting on your prized rhododendrons, has been trained to poop down the toilet. Beyond impressive.
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Well this is gratitude for you, after releasing this baby moose into the wild, it shows its appreciation to its captor by beating the crap out of him. Next time he should make sure he has a tazer to hand.
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So there I was outside the British seat of power, when I heard the roar of a Formula One motor. No? It can't be! Holy crap I thought, & there it was coming to a pit stop right on Parliament Square. WTF!?
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