Cooking Bacon on a Machine Gun

It doesn't really get more 'Murica, f*ck yeah!' then a guy cooking bacon on the barrel of his M16 machine gun, which usually takes about three minutes of shooting to cook it through to perfection.

That's odd.... Viagra has never once mentioned "embarrassing dance moves" among its side-effects.

You might think it's Sub-Zero's spine ripping one, Jax's arm removal or Reptile's head devouring. You'd be wrong. There is one move that is far, far more brutal than all of these. Check it out.

This chick's smoking hot so i wouldnt' mind her touching my nuts even if it was to smack them. You got to take the rough with the smooth ladies & gents.

Oh Man, file this one under 'Possibilities Are Endless', I can instantly think of some outrageous shite I could pull off with this one. But as is far too often the case, every silver cloud has a black hole lining.

A nutshot so painful that I'm afraid to watch it twice for fear of becoming sterile. For this dude life will never be the same again - OUCH!

Some people think a tank is weapon of destruction. Not this guy, he’s turned it into a musical instrument. Just because the military-industrial complex teaches us all to hate each doesn’t mean you have to follow the rules.

Isn't it always the same, or is it? maybe it's not a case of 3rd time lucky? The first two guys get some massive air swinging on a vine, the third guy...not so much.

This used to be my favorite Spanish show, but it can't be after this debacle.

And yet Good Charlotte continues to be all too real. Which is your favorite? There are some pure classics in there.

This redneck scientist has just discovered the fastest way to give your self a serious spinal injury! He manages to go from naught to whiplash in just eleven seconds. To try this yourself all you need is a car and a length of rope!