Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

The latest project from the mind of Sacha Baron Cohen, the man behind Ali G, Borat and Bruno. This time he's playing a stereotypical dictator who gets with Megan Fox in return for a bag of uncut gemstones. Nice.

Everyone knows that bloke from Police Academy but who knew that he was so good at covering Led Zeppelin!? Seriously, this guy is amazing, I'd totally go see him in concert.

It's just a baby sock, but when the right music is playing, just about anything will scare the crap out of you. It's how those weak-ass jump-scare movies manage to give you a fright despite being about as scary as a muesli.

You might have thought that Gangnam Style wasn't funny anymore, and for the most part it isn't. This piece of gangnam style news reporting may just be it's last amusing death-rattle. Goodnight sweet meme.

A skier gets buried alive under 8 feet of snow in Verbier, Switzerland. Luckily, he was able to form a large enough air pocket to stay alive until his buddies dug him out. Still wanna ski when the snow comes?

Some people bend over backwards to entertain - I thought that after watching the first couple seconds that this video was a fake but this chick just has an amazing amount of flexibility.

They’re spreading. These weird insects with a flower for a head; first they were discovered in the remote Amazon jungle, then they’ve slowly been making appearances outside of their native home.

I figured he’d been overpowered, but is seems our hostage is in on the experiment. Who would have thought that a bowling ball to the FACE would be cause for such celebration ? Drinking our own homebrew moonshine, are we ?!

Kitchen foreplay can have a habit of getting totally out of control !

A prolonged webcam girl career is definitely not good for health!