Chicks Dig Guys That...

Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

The really dirty minds would probably be getting off to a picture of a horse anyway, while the more astute perv would be aroused for totally different reasons - *fap*fap*fap*

The artwork in comic books may look uber cool, but just you try and imitate it in real life. Take the most simple of tasks like sitting on a chair for example, all of a sudden you are in a whole world of pain.

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.

Guess how much is spent fighting terrorism in the wars of Iraq & Afghanistan and guess how much is spent fighting cancer? Now guess how many people die of cancer a year & how many people die of terrorist attacks?

If you grew up in the grungy 1990's then you’ll know Nirvana’s album “Nevermind”. What you won’t know is what was on the end of that fishing line with the dollar attached. Well, guess who?

Wearing a Buzz Lightyear fancy dress costume is one thing, but crafting your very own replica to wear to cosplay events is taking it a little far. To be honest even knowing the word cosplay is a pretty bad sign...

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.