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Eat out! Thanks Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! You are always looking out for our kids and teaching them all the important life lessons!
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Damn it's hard getting into shape and developing a six-pack. If you can't be bothered to grow them yourself, try just shaving them on like this dude. It looks sick.
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Hold on to your hats, gaming just got serious! Welcome to the future! All you will need is a feeding tube and you will never have to move again. It's like heaven in a toilet cubicle.
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Oooh yeah, i really wanna get my hands on that, just look at the perfect round, succlent...wait, what? Sometimes something is just too good to be true. At least you'll be getting one of your daily 5 essentials.
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The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.
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If you've never felt the unbridled thrill of finding a delicious stray onion ring amongst your order of fries, you've been deprived of one of life's true joys. I weep for you.
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M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?
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This IS the desk you're looking for. Sure, lightsabers might be an elegant weapon for a more civilised age, but that doesn't mean that they don't double up as an awesome way to light up a room!
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I’m a man of science, and I like irrefutable numbers. Next time I’m in a discussion with a man holding God’s book, I’ll point him in the direction of this damning graph. Shame on you, Lord!
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Hey you! Yeah you, working away there. Stop what you're doing and follow what this shoe shop sign's telling you to do. And if anyone questions your perverted activity, just show them the sign and tell them to join in. Fap.
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This dude is in for a BIG surprise any second now and it's gonna teach him a very important life lesson - NEVER wear headphones on the beach and always have a rocket backpack handy!
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