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Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.
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It's the war of the wizards and time to sharpen those wands & staffs! It's anyones guess who will win but never forget, plus, after Gandalf leaves the world of the Hobbits and elves, he becomes Mag-feckin-neto!
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Because nothing helps to get rid of a headache like a meat truncheon enthusiastically jabbing bruises into your thighs and back.
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Being prejudiced to other earthlings is one thing, not to be tolerated but it's expected from our ignorant selves. But intolerance of aliens is just not on, arsenic or otherwise.
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He may be a notorious tough guy who used to work for the KGB & now controls Russia, but he likes nothing more than to wave at animals, providing they wave back of course. If they don't, he can get real angry.
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They begin to learn at such a young age..
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The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...
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Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.
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There are many types of lesbian haircut, there's the Bieber, the mullet, the crew cut. A whole variety of them and here's a handy chart to help you identify the different types. Just in case you thought you were a man.
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What is the planet coming to? It's outrageous, wherever you jump out of a pefectly good plane nowadays you just can't seem to topless skydive in peace any more. For shame.
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BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are from the movie Shrek.
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