Charlie Bit My Finger: Reloaded

Remember the Charlie Bit My Finger video? Well, someone's taken said video and made it all zombie. Finally. So the term Charlie bit me takes on a far more sinister tone as the undead hordes come to devour the flesh of the living.

If you thought that television programming had already hit rock bottom with The Jersey Shore, you'd be wrong. TLC's latest little gem of a show removes the dignity of deaths embrace in the name of entertainment.

This is a pretty damn good way to sneak some extra time in an exam if ever you need to. Just one golden rule to remember; make sure that the guy at the front doesn't know who you are and that nobody will tell him.

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

If at first your tractor doesn't succeed, try again and fail some more until you get something fail-worthy to post on the internet and amuse us all - OUCH!

First rule of fence jump club: NEVER attempt a difficult jump if your buddy has just made it and the whole thing is being recorded on video. The chances of FAIL are so high it isn't worth it.

Of course this kid loves his mommy... But only if she has cookies for him - Someone call child services, quick! This kid is seriously working on a low wage income - WTF ?!

This is a neat trick, providing you don’t fuck it up - And you can try it with your boss as well. Tell him you’re in the “other” office, then sit back and play video-games all day.

I do love a happy ending. This video incindentally, doesn't have one. It has an ending that will make you feel pretty bad if you laughed at her. Even if you didn't though, you're probably still going to hell. Just sayin'.

If you love getting pulled over by the police then you should probably get one of these. With the simple addition of reefer smoke billowing out of the windows you can be assured that any cop in a 5 mile radius will home in on you and give you untold shit.

Shameless advertising! So we get cute girls in their smalls lying down on beds saucily “oohing” and “aahing” while shots of their boobs & butts are intercut with the music. Just like on Xmas day, if your mom worked in a brothel.