Chameleon Washes His Hands

He's blatantly only washing them because someone is pointing a camera at him. Chameleons are like people: if nobody is watching there's no way they're gonna waste time washing their hands.

Well, I guess technically they're not dancing to techno, they're in the throws of a violent upchuck reflex as their bodies try to expel errant hairballs, but still, it's better than my dancing...

Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi takes on a tiny hamster to see who can eat the most hotdogs, and you'll be surprised as to who comes out victorious when the battle for food supremacy is over.

You can have so much fun with a rubber snake, scaring women and children and it's also a great way to trick fat people to getting some exercise—and starting fights with stranger's dads.

Imagine if you were a dog and you were let off your lease and you sprinted off to find the sea because you really, really wanted to go for a swim—well you don't have to because this video will do it for you.

A father builds an insanely long hot wheels track with his kids in honor of the Hope for Gabe Foundation helping to raise awareness for Muscular Dystrophy.

So you're off on a night out, you catch the bus into town, catch up with your mates, catch...an STI!?

I guess he's just looking for a new football to play with - GROSS !

It might not look all that safe, and you might get dinked in the back by a massive metal road sign, but who cares? YOLOLOLOL. When you're creating your own quarter mile long home-made water slide, safety is of little concern.

Orbital’s “Wonky” is trippy and chock full of paranoia. If a group of cats starts talking to you, it’s probably time to get yourself one of those nice white jackets with the arms that tie up round the back.

This is quite clearly the most fun you can have on a big wheel. God knows how they managed to pull off powerslides and spins like this seemingly without a single catastrophic fail, but it sure looks fun!