Cats Versus Dogs

If cats and dogs were people which one do you think you would rather hang out with? The dog who is overly effusive or the cat who secretly hates you and vomits on your kitchen floor intentionally?

I know managers like to skirt round the issues when things don't go their way but this is just the next level. It makes you think is this guy actually insane?

When pr0n star Lord Blackwood suddenly starts killing people with his mighty endowment, Sherlock Holmes has to stop him before it's too late. Lets hope he solves the case before it gets really 'messy'.

Wow, this guy is amazing! David Blane or Chris Angel couldn't hold a candle to the illusionary powers this man has! It's purely magic!

In honor of The Sound of Music's 50th anniversary and to celebrate its legacy, The Onion's head film critic, Peter K. Rosenthal (comedian Ron E. Rains), provides a touching tribute to the beloved film.

Chicks love it when you cook for them, but you need to put a bit of yourself into it as well, you know, to make it ’special’

Zero degrees is both the temperature required to create the snow for this stunt and what this guy will probably leave college with.

Are you ready for ZeFrank to lay some echidna truth on you? Well you better be beacuse this is happening and there's nothing you can do to stop it. Well, aside from hitting the stop button. But why would you want to?

You can guarantee that if there’s been a new series of Red Dwarf — and there has — then there’s been a new set of smeg ups. aSo here’s 13 minutes of the damn things to get your funny bone tinkling.

If dogs are man's best friend then this really isn't that unusual. But still! This trainer's use of CPR on this woman's dog is an amazing display of quick thinking that most likely saved this dog's life.

I would normally just mock this for erroneously calling itself Parkour (backflipping off a wall and then running back the way you came isn't parkour) but he's dressed pretty badass so I'm going to allow this...