Cat Milk

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.

Sometimes public service safety measures make it all to easy for man to have some serious fun - Looks like the last guy was going so fast he went 'Back to the future!'?

You can't argue with the slogan for this pair of gardening gloves. But what's worrying is if you need a pair of thick gardening gloves just to take Captain Picard to warp speed, what the hell has happened down there?

Now here's a very handy app that any self-respecting iPhone user would 'die' for, i'm really hoping on the V2 Beta release they incorporate the camera mode so you can film yourself FAILing.

In a situation like this, it's good to know you have a good wingman, quick witted and willing to cover your back and make the save. Like this dude. High fives are definitely in order.

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

For the brothers without the money for a fitted..

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

It's chock full of plenty of protein to keep your hair healthy and shiny! If you run out, I'll be happy to give you some of mine!

We all know someone like this, at parties, conventions, school and everywhere else where people socialize he sits....ALONE. Study him carefully coz he's probably gonna come and kill you real soon!