Carl Sagan - The Meat Planet

Carl's obviously been at the peyote again, because he's making about as much sense as a Wookie on Endor. He's making less sense than that whole Justin Bieber Paternity test. Sounds delicious though...

Well, this is the next 8 minutes of your life sorted, so if you were at a loss for what to do, look no further. Everyone enjoys Japan’s sense of ridiculousness when it comes to game shows and everything else.

This guy tries to get the attention of some chicks at the beach and at that task at hand, I think he succeeded. Except, i don't think THIS is what he had in mind thou - LMAO!

The formula is a simple, yet surreal one: take video from Star Trek TNG, remove the sound and replace with a stream of hilarious lip synched gibberish = AWESOME!

Shades? Check. Motorbike? Check. inability to control said motorbike? Big check! Even with shades and a bike it's hard to look cool when you've just catapulted yourself over the handlebars and taken a big hungry bite out of the asphault...

If there's one thing that sticks in your memory abour Road House it's that there was a lot of face violence. Faces being kicked, faces being punched. Here's a handy compilation of all of the face punches. Enjoy!

Like running on a treadmill and drinking wasn't already hard enough.. LOL

Sometimes reality is waay stranger than fiction - It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus! Seriously strange stuff!

After some fancy footwork and a quick ball stop, this forward faces up for his awesome shot.

I'm not sure whether I was more impressed with, how damn fast this chameleon changed colors or that someone owned this many pair of seriously crappy Ray-Bans. Either way this critter is awesome.

When you’re a jobbing actor and you first move to LA, chances are you’re going to end up in a certain type of movie. But hey! You have to start somewhere, just look at Sylvester Stallone.