Calista Valentine's All Mine!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

If I saw a chick wearing this outfit licking a Popsicle that had 'eat me' written on it I would probably 'Jizz in my pants'!!

Some things make you mind boggle! When you see yourself looking this wide, it's got to make you want to get back in the gym-- even if you're Santa Claus.

Sure it's a political message, but it's a political message with a difference. Joss Whedon's only motive is that the zombie apocalypse be kick-started as soon as possible. Can you really blame him? It's gonna be AWESOME!

"OH la-la-la-la-la-laaaaaa! Just imagine how much they'd be celebrating if this happened at the end of the game. I love it when commentators go insane!

This FedEx van driver has started his day in the worst way possible, but on the plus side he's certainly given these neighborhood dogs an entertaining show—and they've got front row seats too.

This will seriously leave you wondering what happened to this poor dude - Somehow i don't think the outcome will have been a good one - OMG!

These guys move a large crane too quickly and it collapses not only destroying itself but the crane next to it.

Coppercab of "Gingers do have souls!" fame get his auburn ass remixed into a surprisingly catchy song. Admittedly there are no actual words in it but if it sounds good and you can dance to it, who cares?

Only in ze Soviet Russia will they shoot the wet jugs. But all credit to this Ruskie, because somebody needs to illustrate the ‘real’ shooting capacity of various fire arms (forget movies, they suck!). Otherwise where would we be?

If you're not excited about the latest movie in the Alien series then it's probably because you haven't watched this trailer yet. If you've seen it and still don't have a bonor, consult with your doctor immediately.