C.S.Cry Redux

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.

At SXSW competitive eater extraordinaire Takeru Kobayashi wolfed down a record-setting thirteen grilled cheese sandwiches in 60 seconds to promote the group messaging service GroupMe.

Holy crap this is the William Tell of the 21st century! If this had gone wrong it would have hurt like crap but at least he would have got a good black eye.

Who said classical music was boring? This is a piece called Julie-O by Mark Summer arranged for cello and beatbox. I'm guessing it's an attempt to make playing the Cello look cool and goddamn it, it's worked.

Some overzealous fan has discovered that Ryan Gosling doesn't like breakfast cereal and has edited all of his movies with him shunning it together. Some fans really are crazy.

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

You kinda get the impression that this dude's not so great at riding a bike, but don't despair because he's excellent at driving his face into the ground. That really must have hurt. ouch.

Incredibly this video is not edited, and that weird noise coming from the cat's mouth that sounds like he's swallowed a few frog for his supper is actually coming from the cat. Go figure.

If this goat was human it would be an emo. Or my little brother, just before i threatened to beat him up as a kid. He should learn to make a noise like a BOSS and get back to the real bleating.

A duck that could easily fly to the other side of the highway decides to be more adventurous and tries to walk it. I think what we have here is another bird species trying to play chicken?

These kids are fierce musicians, you have three brothers, all epic in their own way, Jonny Mizzone age 9 on banjo, Robbie Mizzone age 12 on fiddle, and Tommy Mizzone age 14 on guitar. Prepare to feel worthless.