Burlesque Nipple Tassel Twirling

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

If you are gonna do stupid things then i guess having a video camera onboard to record it is a great idea. I was rather impressed with this drivers skills right up until four guys had to dive to get out of his way.

Clearly, this supermarket likes to keep its beef very fresh.

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

Big chicks & furniture are never a good mix! A reggaeton dance couple takes the phrase 'break dancing' a little too literally and a table comes to its end.

Steve Aoki Bullseye's a chick in the face with a delicious cake. vI would normally call this a disgusting waste of perfectly good cake, but the chick looked pretty happy about it so all's well that ends well.

Having a bikini wearing babe dancing away on your desktop might seem like an awesome idea, but what about when you're trying to work? What about when you're playing video games? How will she take that sort of rejection?

Now what's the problem here, eh? It's not like she hasn't seen her boyfriend's eel before in the shower, i thought she would heve been used to it by now - Personally i think she is making a mountain out of an eel hill!

In most cases when a civilian tries to confused a policeman with trivialities like the law and due process they get maced in the face and possibly a few thousand volts up their ass. This is one of those rare occasions where law triumphs!

Murphy will take care of your pride n joy - as long as you don't mind a few extra dings on your return !