BraveStarr Re-Imagined

Bravestarr was a pretty awesome cartoon when it came out, but these things always seem better wrapped in years of fuzzy nostalgia. If you were to go back and watch him argue with his robot horse about bread it would seem less awesome.

Who needs laser-guided missiles when you have laser-guided Dobermans?

You might think of Badminton as Tennis' effeminate sibling, where the ball has been made infinitely more fabulous with the addition of a few feathers, but it's actually pretty damn good to watch. Check this out. Proof!

This poor guy kicks back the bathroom door after his buddies check on him and it ends up busting off the hinges and crashing back into his head.

There's a clean car, and then there's THIS. These guys developed the fastest and one of the cleanest car washes in the world. Still working on a couple minor bugs though. WOW!

This tipsy girl's knees suddenly mutiny on her, causing her face to smash violently on to the dresser.

This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.

In no way is this guy creepy and in no way are his motives for wishing Japanese pop star Kashiyuka a happy birthday in any way questionable. Oh no wait, I meant the complete opposite of those things.

We all like adding fuel to the Internet Hate Machine, it helps us feel better about our pathetic shitty lives you bunch of sperm-munching, basement-dwelling moon-faced rat vaginas.

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

Now this is an experiment i can get my teeth into - The marshmallow experiment is a famous test conducted by Walter Mischel at Stanford University - The results are LOL-tastic!