Blade Sharpener Infomercial Fail

A Russian infomercial host pulls the ol' switcheroo. Billy Mays is rolling over in his grave, right now, and selling a blade sharpener that actually works!

They say that patience is always rewarded, but this is harsh! Poor dude spends six hours constructing a wooden rail in his driveway and on his very first attempt he goes down for the count with a nutshot - OUCH!

Ever wondered what the world would be like if Tom Cruise, John Travolta and all the other Scientology were actually right about their crazy-ass religion? Here's a taster. It's incredibly depressing.

Nature is a very curious thing, forget the birds & the bees, this summer it’s all about the ‘birds & the Tweets. Ornithologists say birds are most active early mornings and late afternoons… But can our species out-Tweet them?

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

More animated awesomeness from B3ta's Cyriak as he shows off his talents on Showtime Shorts. Recoil in horror as he conjures circuit-board spiders and monsters made of meat from his limitless but warped imagination.

If sticking electrodes into someone's brain in order to make them do your bidding while under general anesthetic is wrong then I don't want o be right. If it was me I wouldn't stop at web surfing...

You wouldn't have thought you'd catch much but cutting a hole in the ice and just jamming your hand through. In Russia, however, this is a viable way to get yourself a bit of dinner. Now he just needs a truckload of fries!

You may or may not have heard of Snuff Box, and if you haven’t, it’s time to get introduced with this sketch where Matt and Rich find Elton in their recording studio. Bad move Elton, bad move.

This guy might have bionic knees, but I'm pretty sure that trick doesn't work on his head!

Men! Women! LOL! This jerk-off knows what I’m talking a bout, she’s telling it like it is, that men can be bought and sold like commodities on an open market,, then move on to the next easily manipulable douche-face. Easy!