Billboard Bastardization

Billbaords are there for a reason, we look at them. Witness some fine examples of deliciously brilliant advertising 'adjustment' that actually makes advertising actually worth looking at.

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!

Guess what's on special tonight!? Don't get your hopes up though, this is probably the most depressing bar in the northern hemisphere. Nothing is on special. You are not special, in fact, we hate you. Get out, you're barred.

There's nothing like pitting two continents against each other in the most flimsy way possible to stoke up some much needed hatred. Looks like Europe's winning this battle anyway. Haters gonna hate!

I have no idea what this is, who made it, how or why, all I know is I want one. I'd also like a Twinkie that looks like a shark while you're at it and maybe a pint of beer that looks like a space rocket.

So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.

It makes for a nice equation but the real fact of the matter is that women do it SO much better than guys! Still, good to see that the Jackass guys are up for trying any stunt, even if they fail this time!

We evolved from fish and here we see how similar we are. They like to take women's tops off and so do we. I have a new found respect for our distant marine relatives, we're all aiming for a common goal.

What can one do when one is surrounded by peasants, especially peasants who try to poke one’s wife through the open window of one’s Rolls-Royce. Bloody rotten ruffians, what?!

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

Well, I suppose this isn't REALLY giving the finger.. but it's still flipping someone off.