Bikini Chick Kicks Reporter in the Nuts

It's the scoop of a lifetime - Wouldn't any male reporter love to cover a breaking story on hawt girls in bikinis? It's breaking news for sure, but it depends on what's being broken. OUCH!

Shameless advertising! So we get cute girls in their smalls lying down on beds saucily “oohing” and “aahing” while shots of their boobs & butts are intercut with the music. Just like on Xmas day, if your mom worked in a brothel.

Well, what the hell did they think was going to happen? Maybe he just shouldn’t put a highly flammable liquid on a fire and expect it to not go crazy. Maybe.

When you keep your pet in a jar all day, you have to get it some exercise somehow. Lets just hope the lazer doesn't mutate it into a giant bug that eats you!

Apparently it's illegal to do a super sweet backflip now? Sure, he should have realised standing on a cop car would get him arrested, but the cops could have at least congratulated him on such a sweet move before they cuffed him.

If you didn't feel that Zombieland gave enough pointers on how to survive when the entire world has been overrun with shambling flesh hungry undead, here are a few more pointers from some Youtube film makers.

Mocking this drama with a loving hand, the hilarious trailer covers the ridiculous amount of deaths, breasts and the utterly confusing assortment of characters that appear in HBO’s hit show.

You can't tell that it's a female driver pulling into this parking spot until she takes out the building door and crashes into the other parked cars. How do we know its a women? Well, females will do anything to get noticed!

Instead of the bleeps and blips you're used to hearing when playing Mario or whatever, this puts in some music that makes much more sense with what's taking place up there on the screen.

She fails so hard that the judges gave her a negative height score. However, it was still the best score a blond had ever received in that particular event.

It's great to see that this pig can still get around despite only having his two front legs. What did Orwell say about '4 legs good, 2 legs bad'? It's all invalid when you think about how delicious he will be.