Bidet Test

If watching a mans facial expressions change as he fires a high pressure jet of water at his anus is your particular fetish, I have some good news. If not, it's pretty amusing viewing anyway, so get watching. It's not weird at all.

Watch what happens when a dune buggy flips over near a bunch of innocent bystanders, knocking out the driver while his foot's still on the gas.

Sometimes you have to treat your instruments with respect, whether they are attached to you or you play them. This was instant karma for the torture he put the guitar through.

If these dudes had this level of skill at anything remotely useful they’d be rich & famous. Bedding babes, partying with celebs, develop a raging crack/skag/meth habit, end up in jail, die aged 28.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

Dude pulls a sweet backflip during a penalty kick. Wait, did soccer just get cool? Ugh, I feel so Un-American.

This lesson will help you explode cantaloupes and summon angry unicorns in no time! After you’ve accomplished these, the next thing to master is complaining about how everything’s not death metal.

After racing off the crest of a large sand dune, this man loses control of his jeep just in time to send his competitor flying.

If animals could talk, huh? Just what would they say, well dogs being the greedy guts that they are would probably go on and on about food like the gluttonous child of Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. GENIUS.

A twenty year old woman attempts to commit suicide by laying down in front of a train and although nobody rushes to her aid until the train passes her attempt still fails.

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.