Best Shopping Run Ever

This is the exact opposite of the Worst Shopping Run Ever. He's so excited. I hope no one bursts his bubble and tells him that everyone gets to join the store's rewards club.

It really is difficult to work out where hipsters came from. They have many traits from different people through out the years, all coming together to make one of today societies most despicable cultures.

How nerdgasmic is this? This pretty lady's name is Kohl Black and this Vulcan beauty is going through Pon Farr, which basically means she's in heat. But who cares? Well, WE DO!! She's hawt and she's keen on ritual disrobing. Win.

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

Mama said SHE'S gonna knock you out! It's a noble gesture but i reckon that this dude will never be able to show his face in the gym again!

"You broke it, you bought it. Yep, that's gonna be five bucks. Cash."

Sometimes you have to go that extra mile to get that 'special' shot. Unfortunately, the cameraman is probably going to have to erase that tape unless he wants video proof that he crapped his pants - OMG!

I really don't think i could of ever made it through basic training. By the second 'Aye Sir' I would have been like 'Listen, figure out how you want me to hold this gun, then get back to me.' - It wouldn't have ended well.

What are the chances of this happening? The fat bald guy is dangerously slamming the bottle of mentos-filled Diet Coke on the floor with careless abandon. And who should get a bottle rocket in the face? Cruel world. FACT.

Day Job Orchestra take Rick Perry's distasteful political campaign and overdub it to make it a little less objectionable. It makes a hell of a lot more sense this way. Keep up the good work. I almost feel sorry for the guy.

When you're filming you child and he utters his first fully formed word you don't want it to be a word like this. Still it could have been a lot worse. He could have said "Tittysprinkles", "Clungenugget" or even "Bieber"