Bantum Ditch Days

Apparently this is an advert for skateboards. Big round perky ones that you just wanna give a cheeky little slap. Sorry. Got sidetracked. Anyway, this is an advert for skateboards. "Bantum Rears". Or something like that.

It's a case of, 'So near & yet SO far' - You have to ask yourself the question, why the hell did she even bother putting a bikini on if she wasn't going to get in the water? FAIL!

This is like a scene from Bad Boys 2 but dubbed into Portuguese. Dude stops a plane taking off by ramming his car into it so hard that he near enough knocks the wing off. Can't speak Portuguese but I bet there was a sweet wise-crack pun in there too.

This crane is installing a bridge segment in New Zealand when the riverbank beneath it gives way. If only there'd been a bridge there for the crane to have had something solid to rest on...

She’s the greatest 21 year old teenager of her generation, single-handedly showing the acting world how to be the most miserable human being alive. Here you see a masterclass of acting as she exhales breath in a stroppy way.

Celebrate International Women's Day by learning about the pioneering work of British scientist Hertha Marks Ayrton, and her groundbreaking work with electric arcs and water and sand ripples.

A lizard thinks he has found lunch when he finds a baby chicken all alone.

This guy trained his cat to ring a bell for treats. Now, when the cat wants treats, it will lay down in front of the bell and ask his servant (the human) to give him them. Then when he gets full, he pushes the bell away and cleans his paws.

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

They don’t do mundane funerals at Dallas’ Golden Gate Funeral Home, no sir. They’ll be no solemnity here, instead it’s party time. So we’re talking disco machines, celebrations & other completely inappropriate craziness.

They say that practice makes perfect, but this is just sad! This thief is going to need to spend a lot more time sharpening his fundamentals if he ever expects to turn pro.