Awesome Tubing WIN

Two guys water tubing flip off their tubes but one of them manages to turn it into a win

You can only imagine who she's entertained in her bedroom with that pole, that's what I imagine anyway. I can while away hours, even days, at a time pondering such things. It keeps me entertained :)

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

According to a 2011 survey, 16% of workers report that they arrive late for work at least once per week. 27% confess to coming through the door behind schedule at least once a month. And our bosses appear to be even worse.

This is admirable behaviour from this chick. Years have passed but still she tracked down this woman, just so she could show her her furry love hole and make amends.

Children, you can't kill them and you can't get rid of them until they go off to college. A lot of parents still believe in swatting their kids to keep them in line. If they took it this far, they'd never have problems again.

You think it an absolute outrage for Cinema Sins to even go there with a movie as perfect as this. But they went there, and they come back with over 80 sins committed by Finding Nemo—shame on your Pixar.

When two lions want to cuddle you, you don't question it. You just relax, take their lead, and go with it. Oh, and you also think desperately about when it was they last had some food?

You don't need to be German to work out that Nike means 'cool' in every language - SWEET !

NEVER be fooled by an invitation like this. These are ninjas, so the best thing you could do is get on the hotline to Chuck Norris or fall into the foetal position and cry.

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings?