Awesome Job

You get to sit around all day completely naked with $50 in your pocket. Sounds like the best job in the world to me. The only way it could be any better is if you were allowed to get drunk while 'working'.

Cute little guy needs something cool and refreshing to wash down the tacos he was nom nom nomming.

Sometimes feels like you're arguing with a dictator. Agree or no one is having any seXX0r!

Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

I'm not sure if this is an impressive stunt or a cruel prank, like putting someone upside-down in a bin with their hands by their sides. It's funny either way...

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

When Chuck Norris plays ches he plays to win. Don't even begin to think about challenging him because you will lose before you have even moved the first piece. And don't even think about asking Chuck if that's a legal move.

The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.

One of my childhood favorites is being made into a movie. However from this pic, I'm not so sure they selected the right cast. These guys just don't look that tough to me.