Avengers Ogling

You can't really blame the guys for this. They might have superpowers but nobody has the power to resist a quick look at DAT ASS! Seriously, if my life was on the line I'd probably still scope out Scarlett Johansson bootay.

To nom, or not to nom: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous hunger, or to take arms against a sea of nomables, and by opposing eat them?

Keanu Reeves in Bill and Ted was a bodacious music-loving party dude. And now the future he waited so long for is here, what slamming tunes are there for him to party hard too? Oh crap, Rebecca Black. What happened?

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

It doesn't matter how big and scary your opponent is, so long as you've dumped all your character points into critical hit % and have a backed up game save on standby...

Ever noticed that since 'that kiss' on stage with Britney Spears a few years ago Madonna has been getting younger whilst Brittney seems to have had the life sucked out of her. Here's why!

No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?

This is the ultimate fan home. I can almost hear the theme song now..

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

I can't speak for the chicks or any other of you dudes out there, but i'm sewn into my clothes at the beginning of the year like a Victorian gentleman!