Apple's Legal Team

For a company that doesn't actually "Invent" anything, just glues together other people's tech, Apple sure are getting huffy about anything that looks similar to their products...

Even eldritch witch-kings need to poop every once in a while. Not something you'll see in the films, but it had to happen at some point, right?

Can you say invasion of privacy?

Ain't this just the truth. Spy on your neighbour with a pair of binoculars and you're a perv, do it online on Facebook and, hey, why not? No one's gonna know, right?

When you find yourself in any kind of personal crisis, moral or otherwise, you should always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?" Then consult this handy infographic and follow it to the necessary conclusion.

Hanging out with the cool kids. It's something that everyone wishes they could do but statistically very few will ever achieve. You'll probably end up hanging out with a bunch of flid-handed weirdos.

Engrish is all the rage. If you haven't got things written on your chest in an incomprehensible foreign language then you're just not cool. Even if the words are off the back of a packet of preparation H. Who cares? It's cool.

Does that describe it well enough?

With summer approaching it means Hollywood bring out the big guns and the effects-laden action movies to try and get everyone out of the sun and into a darkened cinema. But you know you'll just illegally download them instead.

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.

And from today's WTF? category we bring you a canine frightened by scary image on a TV that's not even plugged in. Or perhaps he's just afraid of Jewish singers pretending to be black.