Annoying Gym Guys

Gyms are full of douchebags. This is a statement of fact. If you have a gym membership there’s a one in five chance that you’re a total dick. That’s why I never go to gyms. I just chill in my moms basement eating pizza rolls.

This might not be the sort of pram you want to put your baby in, but don’t deny it’s damn cool. These guys and their souped up pram are hoping to break the sound barrier. OK, maybe not, but they’re hoping to get up to 50mph.

So, the most important question of our generation; can you blow up a firecracker inside a balloon using a high powered laser without inadvertently popping said balloon? Place your bets now!

The side-scrolling perspective usually distances you from the action. But what would it be like from Mario's perspective? Step up Freddie Wong who's kindly given us a perspective on that perspective.

Well this game looks totally insane. A man sits atop a pole while a bunch of other men brawl below him. Makes very little sense and looks like lots of people could get seriously hurt.

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Some call him their 'friendly neighborhood Spider-Man'. Seems to me he's more than friendly. Friendly is saying hi. performing the helicopter-dong in a intimate setting is a whole other level...

Leaping from a helicopter on to the back of a sword fish then riding him like some kind of aquatic bucking bronco might sound cool, but to do it you have to be certifiably insane. You also require balls of steel.

Sometimes when you attempt something in front of an audience there is peer pressure to continue until you succeed, whatever the cost. He finally does it but that isn't watermelon juice all over his head. OUCH

Another indispensible video guide from YouTube's BlackMoonCGI, showing the easiest way to avoid being flattened by an oncoming train. Sure, it won't work in all situations, but when it does work it's pretty damn cool.

I know, definitely not the best combination of elements on the planet, but the pay-off is pretty impressive. These kids nearly send a pot into orbit with this little firecracker.