Android vs. iPhone

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.

Just what the hell was that crappy song by Rebecca Black all about? It wasn't just sent from hell to torture us to death by choking on hate. No, it was about the JFK assassination of course. Duh.

How many dead hookers does it take to spoil a stag do? Just the one. It can pretty much put a downer on most evenings really. The key is to not let them die, then everyone's happy.

Being prejudiced to other earthlings is one thing, not to be tolerated but it's expected from our ignorant selves. But intolerance of aliens is just not on, arsenic or otherwise.

In a situation like this, it's good to know you have a good wingman, quick witted and willing to cover your back and make the save. Like this dude. High fives are definitely in order.

I don't think poor Lance would approve of these two books being side-by-side, but it does give us all a good laugh!

And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?

Back then it had a silent 'y' and was actually pronounced yogging. And you could only go if you took two hot chicks in skimpy clothes with you. That was just how it was back then, go ask Ron Burgundy if you don't believe it.

Don't listen to those people who taunt you in the street about the fact you are a geek a a wastezoid, spending all your life in a make-believe world. When they meet a moose it will be them who will be in trouble. Epic!

Sex in the City keeps it real with a candid photo of Sarah....and a Zebra. Just what I look for in women, a sturdy pair of legs, big ass and the looks of Sarah Jessica Parker.