Alternate Movie Titles

More truthful titles to popular movies. If movies were titled this truthfully in the first place, perhaps it could have saved us some money!

It's time to remember the summer on these cold winter nights and what's better than some summertime photo candy to keep you warm. It hurts just looking at these scorched sunburnt bodies, what the hell's wrong with them?

Ok, i know what you are all thinking, grab a branch from the ugly tree and beat her until she loses all of the lard she is carrying and starts to look better. WRONG! Stand back & look & you will be amazed!

Take some anime or a movie, then get it subtitled by someone with a thing grasp of the English language. It might not be to everybody's tastes, i guess it really depends on how silly your sense of humour is!

It's the land of the free, home of the brave, birthplace of the American dream and host to all sorts of other freaks. Somewhere along the way the dream turned into a nightmare that some people haven't woken up from yet.

Who says a babe has to have a pulse to make you drool over her, not if she's a zombie hottie! Living(?) proof that even if she's waay past her sell-buy date she's still hawt enough to get your teeth into!

Disclaimer: We cannot guarantee that the following females are bone-fide geeks, but we can assure you they are cuties using stripped-down computers, or is it the other way around?

Denise Milani and Jamie Hammer together on the same beach. Oh what I would give to have been on that beach that day!

Summer's coming and that means the beach. It’s a great place to rest & relax, catching a few zzz’s & maybe read a good book while you work on your tan. Whatever your reason, it won’t be a complete experience without ogling all the cute women.

As Cyndi Lauper shrewdly remarked, 'Girls just wanna have fun, oh girls, just wanna have fun. That's all they really want!' And when you're on vacation it's all about having fun, and these girls look like they know how to do that!

If you type 'Beauty' into Google, you won't see many black faces, because Google is racist. (It's true, honest.... Google it) Here on Slacker we're equal opportunities oglers & we love black beauties.