Alarm Clock Cat

Cats Are dicks. They can be as cute and cuddly as you like but deep down they're all dicks. I bet this guy has never woken his cat up for no reason other than being a little bit bored and lonely...

When the world runs out of cows, oh it will happen, then we'll have to drink breast milk. Ew, you say. Well in cheery old England those crazy Brits have already started making ice-cream with the stuff. The end must be nigh.

It might not be the best yoga you've ever seen, but she's pretty damn flexible and for a morning ritual it's an impressive display. If she arranged a few chairs around her I reckon she could sell tickets.

The chiefs (chefs ?) of over-eating turn their hand to eating characters from fondly remembered cartoons from your childhood. It involves bacon, as you can imagine, and also the cooking and butchering of real turtles.

Oh sweet, sweet Lady Justice, you work in such mysterious ways. A couple exact delicious revenge on a bank for every human being on earth; the bank tried to foreclose on their home. Wrong move bank. FAIL!

They don't make adverts, or for that matter wives, like this any more. Shame. That is the sort of thing I want to hear when my wife's playing with my rod.

Olé for CUBAN ZOMBIES! Being Cuba's first real horror movie, "Juan Of The Dead" comes as a Latin take on zombie comedy flicks, reminiscing "Shaun Of The Dead", but just a little, as it has it's own unique dimension.

You don't need a tiger, Mike Tyson, and roofies to get a hangover. A sixer and fleas will do it. Someone should have told this little pup to slow down. He's gonna have a sore head when he wakes up - LOL!

A meteor turns green and fiery in the atmosphere as it's caught on a surveillance camera above a busy freeway. Run for the hills because you've seen too many sci-fi movies to know it's a UFO in disguise.

As a reflection of how ridiculous we all look staring at our phones at the dinner table, here is people doing the same thing but in the early 20th century. Back then the phones were more cumbersome, the accents posher.

He might not look like he gets all the girls but with his winning formula of a super sweet jacket, prescription eyewear and impressive bowling skills there's no way that Cassanova over here is gonna strike out.