Aggressive Advertising!

This is either very creative and motivating advertising or it's cruel and unusual punishment to the locals. I haven't decided which yet.

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

If you ever need help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns & some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things.

If you're a sufferer then you'll feel this guy's pain. It's a tough decision and whatever you do, you still won't be happy about it...

Bambi, meet Kitty...

Seems a bit steep of a price to me. I'll sell you my ass candy for only 99 cents a pound!

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

You really have to ponder here "WTF were they thinking?". Maybe when your kids are playing a bit too rough you should take them here and scare them absolutely straight. Or die!?

Now, what if someone was supposed to decipher this during a driver's test? That's just not fair..

Don't be fooled that by the mere fact that you are submerged under the water that there is not a chance of escaping the gaze of a cat intently watching you. It just ain't true!

We all know someone like this, at parties, conventions, school and everywhere else where people socialize he sits....ALONE. Study him carefully coz he's probably gonna come and kill you real soon!