A Trick to Make Your Kids Hate You

I thought parents tried to teach kids NOT to put strange things in their mouths.. WTF???

Send in the clowns...those freaky, tattooed, trashy clowns. Oh wait, they're already here. Curse you, Insane Clown Posse.

There’s something weird and creepy but strangely hypnotic about watching a music video with the music removed. It’s almost like you’ve had some kind of stroke and you’re sense aren’t what they used to be.

Fist of the North Star is a manga classic, but that doesn't mean it can't be improved with a bit of hilarious re-dubbing. These guys have done a great job. I will never look at Kenshiro the same way again!

WTF is this object that washed up on a beach in Japan? For the record, the Japanese government has yet to confirm or deny that this is a Godzilla egg.

This is really a fine example of 'hitting the bottle' and the damage alcohol can do to your boby! - I hope he took a page out of Ivan Drago's book and at least tried to say, 'I must break you.'

After seeing this dog's skills, the pool sharks are sure to be just a little bit jealous.

This is one tough lady - She gets hit with a baseball and doesn't even flinch and then carries on reporting. If she doesn't get a reporters award for this it's an outrage

All those “facts” you picked up about sex from hanging out in the dark recesses of the internet probably mean most of your ideas are totally wrong. So here to set you right is Dr. Aaron Carroll who busts all those myths wide open.

Probably the most awesome piece of fanmail ever penned. I'm not sure if this is written in pidgin engrish or if the guy writing it just has a case of terminal derpitis. Either way it's freaking hilarious.

Is she crazy because she doesn't have a boyfriend or does she not have a boyfriend because she's crazy? It's not really a question you want to go upto her and ask.