A Message For America

It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

It doesn't sound all that impressive until you watch the trials that they put it through. Swinging pickaxes, hammers, crowbars, chisels and even driving a fork lift at it. This window is freaking HENCH.

When my parents go away i just get my buddies round & we eat Cheetos till we pass out. But these dogs, they know how to cut loose. I bet a couple of bitches are on their way over too.

An oblivious, Australian bank worker checks out some hot Miranda Kerr nude pics without realizing he's being caught on the local news. His face at the end...

When pr0n star Lord Blackwood suddenly starts killing people with his mighty endowment, Sherlock Holmes has to stop him before it's too late. Lets hope he solves the case before it gets really 'messy'.

Holy Darwin, what the hell is going on here? He's just letting you know there's nowhere you can hide. Your leg will be humped! Now lets see him get down again :)

What if a black widow was a friendly, nice spider, that helped you along your journey on earth? Well then, I guess Black Widow would be a happy bluegrass song. The Gregory Brothers find out.

Sometimes it doesn't matter how much effort you put into a job it's not gonna make a difference. The poor little guy tried so hard to make that stuffed animal happy.

If there was a prize for the most awesome use of the Source Filmmaker tool, I think this guy would have just won it. If singing and dancing old-timey head-crabs don't do it for you then I don't know what will.

This girl gets her revenge on her boyfriend through a knock knock joke.. worth the watch - LOL

Now, this is without doubt something pretty special, but I bet he couldn't repeat it. A shot like this is part skill, part luck. But it doesn't make it any less impressive. He's probably been practicing it for weeks.