A Little Privacy?

What your cat does in the privacy of your bathroom is probably best kept between your cat and the porcelain. It's anybody's guess why his hand is in the john but that look on his face says he was up to something...

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

While some people will still support baseless prohibition, nobody can disagree with this. Lego is awesome, and so are drugs. This is a marriage made in druggy heaven.

It's a smart idea to always have some food with you in case you find yourself miles from anywhere and feel a little peckish. Make sure you wrap it up to keep it fresh, or better still, make sure it's still alive. Nom.

When it comes to the threat of competition and dominance from another species us humans are none to keen on the wannabe pretenders to the throne. But when it comes to hamburgers...well!

They look like ripe fruit waiting to be plucked from the tree of deliciousness, if you're tired of looking at them you are tired of life.

So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.

Jeebus, just what is going on in the world. You look around you and it's just the birds tweeting and people going about their daily business, but what lurks beneath that veneer of normalcy is the ever present threat of bad craziness.

I'm so jealous, think how awesome it would be to have a sweet goat buddy like that?! But it looks pretty fake to me, unless the goat has it's legs tied together?

You've probably seen a notice like this up before, next to an office printer, so if you want your coworkers to think you're a laugh riot, appropriate this gag as your own. Go on. I won't tell anyone.

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.