A Little Bit of Tenderness

Accused of being an insensitive pig or meathead ? You can never suppress the animal within !!

And it's about time too. Well, it's not about time, it's about a standardized set of letters, but still. So yo, let's hear it for this updating of a classic. It's a fresh rap with the same sick lyrics, it's gonna go global yo.

This guy does a pretty damn impressive impression of Tony Stark. To be honest I reckon that's all him. When he turns up to work on the set of one of the Iron Man films he just has to say the lines and act like himself.

Most Asian adverts don't make a whole lot of sense but they're sure to make you watch until the very end precisely because of that WTF factor. So there's something to be said for incomprehensibility.

There's nothing more satisfying than watching some douchenozzle in an overpriced sports car crashing it into a ditch. It's like watching a cat being clumsy or seeing an investment banker get kicked in the balls. Satisfaction.

Well, this guy could be forgiven for thinking he was some kind of superhero. Him and his “friend” head to the wrong side of the tracks and the worst happens, he gets f’d up in broad daylight by a shotgun.

If you're looking for the ultimate in fancy dress, look no further. Cause grown men to poop their pants and cause hapless children to require thousands of dollars in psychotherapy later in life. Genius.

Justin Bieber arrives in New Zealand this November, which is bad luck for New Zealanders but help is at hand. In the greatest contest ever held, you could win tickets out of the country and away from the Belieber circus.

Anita has not been to Polar Zoo in about 2 months. The wolves obviously missed her but to be this close to a pack of wolves, and to let them jump about all over you snarling and bearing their teeth? Cojones. Gigantic ones.

It's not everyday you see a dog on a trampoline. Especially not one that seems to enjoy bouncing around on it as much as this slobbery little guy seems to. I gotta admit, i was secretly hoping he'd take a dump on it...

An amazingly skilled stunt pilot loses one of his plane's wings during flight and manages to land it safely without causing himself or any of the onlookers any damage or injury—chances are it's totally fake though.