3 Rules For Life

Lets face it, who needs more than these 3 basic essentials to lead a good life? And if that isn't convincing enough it has the endorsement of none other that Mr. Iron Man himself, Robert Downey Jnr. Your argument is invalid!

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.

He might not look like the sort of guy you want to give a nice big warm hug to, but you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's Mein Kampf, in which case judge away.

Whale stealing UFOs are a huge problem in the world today. Greenpeace has been battling the problem by trying to ram the UFOs with their boats, but it's just no match for the lasers!

They're not all hot. Some of them are actually physically repellant. But through an Xbox Live headset they all sound thoroughly heaven-sent.

Rappers do! Seriously though, it's about time the video game violence debate was put to bed. Games are no worse than any other form of media.

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

I suppose there's at least one advantage to spending your entire life skulking around in the sewers, associating with huge mutated rodents...

People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.