20 Second Handshake - WTF!?!

Forget just giving a polite, simple hand gesture when you meet someone - Take the time to show you really care with a 20-second handshake, who knows, you'll be definitely picking up all the germs they have on their hand!

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

The nose gear of a Boeing 727 malfunctions, yet the pilot lands the plane with such precision I doubt anyone on board noticed the difference.

It doesn't matter how cute you are, sooner or later FAIL is gonna come looking for you - I wonder if her prom entrance was equally as graceful as this particular fall.

Waay after youve drained the bag & tipped every last crumb into your eager mouth like your very life depended it, there's always the best part of the doritos left over. The orange finger fuzz. Enjoy.

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

2013, what a year it was, it had talking dogs and basketball-playing wizards and that was just on Vine - it’s time to stop what you’re doing and catch up with the year in Vine.

Skate 3 was a pretty awesome game but not half as amazing as these physics-defying clips make it look. If shenanigans of this magnitude were guaranteed in a typical session, it would make all other video games entirely redundant.

Like so many before him, he's had to work to find a way to blend his love of dance music and rojak preparation. It takes hours & hours of determined practice to achieve anything like this.

The boy wizard takes a turn to the dark side of headbangers and puts a devil sign up to Hogwarts as this black-haired guitar demon shreds the fuck out of the Harry Potter song.

A group of Russian guys at a gym flawlessly choreograph the epic battle scene from the 2007 Sparta vs. Persia film '300' starring Gerard Butler. Then chuck it some slow-mo for extra awesomeness—see, this is what going to the gym should be about.