Epic Black Ops Freak Out

Playing at pretending to be a bad-ass soldier and virtually killing the enemy is a serious business. Pick the wrong team to go into a battle situation with and you might very well find yourself flipping out. War is hell.

The running of the bulls in Spain. This year 6 of the runners have been gored and injured. In news terms this is on a level with "Pope wears funny hat". Still, it's nice to see idiots getting hurt.

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

The Onion tries it's hand at TED style talks and seminars. Don't be put off by the initial complexity of the talk, he speaks fairly slowly and repeats himself a bit in order to help newbies grasp the more difficult concepts.

Here's something you won't see every day. A cop pulling over another cop for speeding. Not only is this incredibly rare but it's also highly amusing as the speeding cop tries to talk his way out of it. PAYBACK, BIATCH!

For some reason there's nothing quite as gratifying as watching an abject failure played out in glorious slow motion. The only thing that can improve on this formula is having a mate in the background not giving a single fuck.

Being able to draw a perfect freehand circle at will is both impressive and utterly, woefully useless. It's like being able to recite pi to 32 decimal places; bugger all use and nerdy to the nth degree.

The kid's mom jinxes his trampoline jump, which sends him flying through the net. Until today, I didn't even know trampoline was a sport where it was possible to get a hole-in-one.

This dude misses his landing and faceplants next to the pool. Stupid Aussies, don't they realise that being on the bottom of the planet means that gravity works differently there. Everyone knows that, right!?

Sure, he's got more gold medals than anyone else on earth, but you can't honestly tell me you're surprised that he also does well on grass. I'm sure one day he will eventually find something he's NOT good at.

This stupid kid smashes his head onto the bumper of a car after trying to jump out of a car window.